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Canned jew |
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| Location: Richelieu, Canada | |
| Steam: STEAM_0:0:83700643 | |
| Status: (Unknown) | |
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| Karma: In good standing | |
| Member of Clan: | (None) |
| Real Name: | (Not Specified) |
| E-mail Address: | (Not Specified) |
| Home Page: | (Not Specified) |
| Last Connect:* | Fri. Jan. 2nd, 2026 @ 21:35:38 |
| Total Connection Time: | 0d 22:19:21h |
| Average Ping:* | - |
| Favorite Server:* | Porn Server(Adults Only!)thepornserver.net |
| Favorite Map:* | de_red_dust2 |
| Favorite Weapon:* | |
| Statistics Summary |
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| Activity: |
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79% |
| Points: | 10,016 | |
| Rank: | 111 | |
| Kills per Minute: | 0.51 | |
| Kills per Death: | 0.8378 (0.73*) | |
| Headshots per Kill: | 0.4396 (0.4175*) | |
| Shots per Kill: | 21.93 | |
| Weapon Accuracy: | 20.3% (18%*) | |
| Headshots: | 302 (81*) | |
| Kills: | 687 (194*) | |
| Deaths: | 820 (265*) | |
| Longest Kill Streak: | 9 | |
| Longest Death Streak: | 9 | |
| Suicides: | 37 | |
| Teammate Kills: | 73 (2*) | |
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Ranks| Current rank: Gunnery Sergeant | |
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Kills needed: 13 (87%) |
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Aliases| Rank | Name | Time | Last Use ![]() |
Kills | Deaths | K:D | Headshots | HS:K | Suicides | Accuracy |
| 1 | canned jew | 3d 05:49:09h | 2026-01-03 01:05:15 | 2,522 | 3,200 | 0.79 | 1,045 | 0.41 | 124 | 19.4% |
| 2 | Ree Tardy Oswald | 0d 12:28:35h | 2024-10-09 18:07:30 | 381 | 469 | 0.81 | 113 | 0.30 | 20 | 21.6% |
| 3 | WIGGER | 0d 05:19:37h | 2024-06-27 21:49:34 | 164 | 201 | 0.82 | 70 | 0.43 | 14 | 27.8% |
| 4 | canned palestinian | 1d 12:15:01h | 2024-05-23 21:48:32 | 1,273 | 1,529 | 0.83 | 505 | 0.40 | 74 | 19.8% |
| 5 | jacques parizeau | 0d 06:10:01h | 2023-09-16 02:08:49 | 148 | 241 | 0.61 | 57 | 0.39 | 6 | 16.7% |
| 6 | shoeclaque | 0d 08:15:18h | 2023-01-08 23:17:43 | 314 | 338 | 0.93 | 112 | 0.36 | 26 | 20.4% |
Player Actions *| Rank | Action | Earned ![]() |
Accumulated Points |
| 1 | Headshot | 83 times | 83 |
| 2 | Round MVP | 49 times | 0 |
| 3 | Pick up the Bomb | 40 times | 80 |
| 4 | Double Kill (2 kills) | 29 times | 29 |
| 5 | Drop the Bomb | 26 times | -52 |
| 6 | Start Defusing the Bomb With a Defuse Kit | 9 times | 0 |
| 7 | Triple Kill (3 kills) | 8 times | 16 |
| 8 | Kill a Hostage | 6 times | -90 |
| 9 | Revenge | 4 times | 12 |
| 10 | Domination | 4 times | 20 |
| 11 | Defuse the Bomb | 4 times | 40 |
| 12 | Plant the Bomb | 2 times | 20 |
| 13 | Domination (4 kills) | 2 times | 6 |
| 14 | Start Defusing the Bomb Without a Defuse Kit | 1 times | 0 |
| 15 | Killing Spree (9 kills) | 1 times | 8 |
Victims of Player-Player Actions *| Rank | Action | Earned Against ![]() |
Accumulated Points |
| 1 | Domination | 12 times | -60 |
| 2 | Revenge | 2 times | -6 |
Team Selection *
Weapon Usage *| Rank | Weapon | Modifier | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | 1.00 | 58 | 29.90% | ![]() |
31 | 38.27% | ![]() |
0.53 | |
| 2 | 1.00 | 37 | 19.07% | ![]() |
18 | 22.22% | ![]() |
0.49 | |
| 3 | 1.80 | 21 | 10.82% | ![]() |
0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
0.00 | |
| 4 | 1.10 | 20 | 10.31% | ![]() |
16 | 19.75% | ![]() |
0.80 | |
| 5 | 1.20 | 18 | 9.28% | ![]() |
12 | 14.81% | ![]() |
0.67 | |
| 6 | 2.00 | 18 | 9.28% | ![]() |
0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
0.00 | |
| 7 | 1.20 | 10 | 5.15% | ![]() |
2 | 2.47% | ![]() |
0.20 | |
| 8 | 1.20 | 6 | 3.09% | ![]() |
0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
0.00 | |
| 9 | 1.10 | 5 | 2.58% | ![]() |
1 | 1.23% | ![]() |
0.20 | |
| 10 | 1.40 | 1 | 0.52% | ![]() |
1 | 1.23% | ![]() |
1.00 |
Weapon Statistics *| Rank | Weapon | Shots | Hits | Damage | Headshots | Kills ![]() |
K:D | Accuracy | Damage per Hit | Shots per Kill |
| 1 | 1,433 | 254 | 8,678 | 31 | 58 | 29.0000 | 17.7% | 34.2 | 24.7 | |
| 2 | 869 | 140 | 5,239 | 18 | 38 | 5.4286 | 16.1% | 37.4 | 22.9 | |
| 3 | 118 | 36 | 4,724 | 16 | 20 | 4.0000 | 30.5% | 131.2 | 5.9 | |
| 4 | 517 | 78 | 2,544 | 13 | 19 | 3.8000 | 15.1% | 32.6 | 27.2 | |
| 5 | 111 | 43 | 1,470 | 2 | 11 | 1.8333 | 38.7% | 34.2 | 10.1 | |
| 6 | 238 | 4 | 132 | 0 | 10 | 2.0000 | 1.7% | 33.0 | 23.8 | |
| 7 | 254 | 31 | 649 | 0 | 6 | 1.2000 | 12.2% | 20.9 | 42.3 | |
| 8 | 60 | 67 | 677 | 1 | 5 | 5.0000 | 111.7% | 10.1 | 12.0 | |
| 9 | 4 | 1 | 62 | 1 | 1 | 1.0000 | 25.0% | 62.0 | 4.0 | |
| 10 | 73 | 4 | 44 | 0 | 0 | 0.0000 | 5.5% | 11.0 | 0.0 | |
| 11 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0000 | 0.0% | 0.0 | 0.0 |
Weapon Targets *| Rank | Weapon | Hits ![]() |
Left | Middle | Right |
| 1 | 254 | 29.1% | 59.8% | 11.0% | |
| 2 | 140 | 27.9% | 55.7% | 16.4% | |
| 3 | 78 | 15.4% | 67.9% | 16.7% | |
| 4 | 67 | 35.8% | 46.3% | 17.9% | |
| 5 | 43 | 30.2% | 55.8% | 14.0% | |
| 6 | 36 | 22.2% | 69.4% | 8.3% | |
| 7 | 31 | 45.2% | 29.0% | 25.8% | |
| 8 | 4 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% | |
| 9 | 1 | 0.0% | 100.0% | 0.0% |
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Map Performance *| Rank | Map | Kills | % | Ratio | Deaths | % | Ratio | K:D ![]() |
Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | mcdonalds-mds-v2-beta | 14 | 7.22% | ![]() |
5 | 1.89% | ![]() |
2.80 | 1 | 1.23% | ![]() |
0.07 |
| 2 | de_pornserver | 10 | 5.15% | ![]() |
8 | 3.02% | ![]() |
1.25 | 6 | 7.41% | ![]() |
0.60 |
| 3 | de_red_dust2 | 22 | 11.34% | ![]() |
20 | 7.55% | ![]() |
1.10 | 5 | 6.17% | ![]() |
0.23 |
| 4 | cs_office07 | 14 | 7.22% | ![]() |
13 | 4.91% | ![]() |
1.08 | 5 | 6.17% | ![]() |
0.36 |
| 5 | xmas_nipperhouse | 14 | 7.22% | ![]() |
13 | 4.91% | ![]() |
1.08 | 6 | 7.41% | ![]() |
0.43 |
| 6 | de_dust3 | 3 | 1.55% | ![]() |
3 | 1.13% | ![]() |
1.00 | 1 | 1.23% | ![]() |
0.33 |
| 7 | mg_n64_goldeneye_v2 | 1 | 0.52% | ![]() |
0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
1.00 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
0.00 |
| 8 | de_nuketown | 13 | 6.70% | ![]() |
15 | 5.66% | ![]() |
0.87 | 6 | 7.41% | ![]() |
0.46 |
| 9 | de_secretcamp | 6 | 3.09% | ![]() |
7 | 2.64% | ![]() |
0.86 | 5 | 6.17% | ![]() |
0.83 |
| 10 | de_oc2 | 11 | 5.67% | ![]() |
14 | 5.28% | ![]() |
0.79 | 6 | 7.41% | ![]() |
0.55 |
| 11 | de_rogergois_v3 | 13 | 6.70% | ![]() |
17 | 6.42% | ![]() |
0.76 | 4 | 4.94% | ![]() |
0.31 |
| 12 | cs_crackhouse | 20 | 10.31% | ![]() |
27 | 10.19% | ![]() |
0.74 | 6 | 7.41% | ![]() |
0.30 |
| 13 | de_merry_christmas | 11 | 5.67% | ![]() |
15 | 5.66% | ![]() |
0.73 | 7 | 8.64% | ![]() |
0.64 |
| 14 | fy_highrise_09 | 5 | 2.58% | ![]() |
7 | 2.64% | ![]() |
0.71 | 5 | 6.17% | ![]() |
1.00 |
| 15 | de_poverty | 2 | 1.03% | ![]() |
3 | 1.13% | ![]() |
0.67 | 1 | 1.23% | ![]() |
0.50 |
| 16 | de_doomhouse_pro | 17 | 8.76% | ![]() |
33 | 12.45% | ![]() |
0.52 | 5 | 6.17% | ![]() |
0.29 |
| 17 | de_dust2 | 1 | 0.52% | ![]() |
2 | 0.75% | ![]() |
0.50 | 1 | 1.23% | ![]() |
1.00 |
| 18 | de_dust | 1 | 0.52% | ![]() |
2 | 0.75% | ![]() |
0.50 | 1 | 1.23% | ![]() |
1.00 |
| 19 | de_office_13 | 7 | 3.61% | ![]() |
21 | 7.92% | ![]() |
0.33 | 5 | 6.17% | ![]() |
0.71 |
| 20 | aim_ag_texture_city_advanced | 7 | 3.61% | ![]() |
24 | 9.06% | ![]() |
0.29 | 5 | 6.17% | ![]() |
0.71 |
| 21 | de_coldhaze | 1 | 0.52% | ![]() |
4 | 1.51% | ![]() |
0.25 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
0.00 |
| 22 | de_mentalhospital_beta | 1 | 0.52% | ![]() |
5 | 1.89% | ![]() |
0.20 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
0.00 |
| 23 | cs_officeparty | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
2 | 0.75% | ![]() |
0.00 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
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| 24 | de_fedra_autumn | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
1 | 0.38% | ![]() |
0.00 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
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| 25 | fy_snow_07 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
4 | 1.51% | ![]() |
0.00 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
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Server Activity *| Rank | Server | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Deaths | K:D | Headshots | Percentage of Headshots | % | HS:K |
| 1 | Porn Server(Adults Only!)thepornserver.net | 194 | 100.00% | ![]() |
265 | 0.7321 | 81 | ![]() |
100.00% | 0.4175 |
Player Kill Statistics *| Rank | Victim | Kills ![]() |
% | Ratio | Deaths | % | Ratio | K:D | Headshots | % | Ratio | HS:K |
| 1 | Nipples (x ) Von ( x) Twist |
14 | 7.22% | ![]() |
22 | 8.30% | ![]() |
0.64 | 5 | 10.00% | ![]() |
0.36 |
| 2 | Bass714 |
12 | 6.19% | ![]() |
15 | 5.66% | ![]() |
0.80 | 5 | 10.00% | ![]() |
0.42 |
| 3 | SAND |
12 | 6.19% | ![]() |
8 | 3.02% | ![]() |
1.50 | 4 | 8.00% | ![]() |
0.33 |
| 4 | Silly |
11 | 5.67% | ![]() |
15 | 5.66% | ![]() |
0.73 | 7 | 14.00% | ![]() |
0.64 |
| 5 | Kwazy Wabbit |
10 | 5.15% | ![]() |
7 | 2.64% | ![]() |
1.43 | 3 | 6.00% | ![]() |
0.30 |
| 6 | \whisky junkie/ |
9 | 4.64% | ![]() |
8 | 3.02% | ![]() |
1.13 | 4 | 8.00% | ![]() |
0.44 |
| 7 | Black_Hawk-Maverick |
8 | 4.12% | ![]() |
12 | 4.53% | ![]() |
0.67 | 2 | 4.00% | ![]() |
0.25 |
| 8 | STALIN |
7 | 3.61% | ![]() |
15 | 5.66% | ![]() |
0.47 | 2 | 4.00% | ![]() |
0.29 |
| 9 | j0kr |
7 | 3.61% | ![]() |
3 | 1.13% | ![]() |
2.33 | 4 | 8.00% | ![]() |
0.57 |
| 10 | Walkzaway |
6 | 3.09% | ![]() |
7 | 2.64% | ![]() |
0.86 | 4 | 8.00% | ![]() |
0.67 |
| 11 | Hugh Janus |
6 | 3.09% | ![]() |
2 | 0.75% | ![]() |
3.00 | 3 | 6.00% | ![]() |
0.50 |
| 12 | Zero R∆ ಠ_ಠ [DG] |
5 | 2.58% | ![]() |
20 | 7.55% | ![]() |
0.25 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
0.00 |
| 13 | EmoYato |
5 | 2.58% | ![]() |
5 | 1.89% | ![]() |
1.00 | 4 | 8.00% | ![]() |
0.80 |
| 14 | Sha la la la |
5 | 2.58% | ![]() |
4 | 1.51% | ![]() |
1.25 | 3 | 6.00% | ![]() |
0.60 |
| 15 | [waffle] |
5 | 2.58% | ![]() |
2 | 0.75% | ![]() |
2.50 | 0 | 0.00% | ![]() |
0.00 |
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Nipples (x ) Von ( x) Twist
Kwazy Wabbit
\whisky junkie/