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United States Couch Copulator
Location: Merritt Island, United States
Steam: STEAM_0:1:3200850
Status: (Unknown)
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Karma: In good standing
Member of Clan: (None)
Real Name: (Not Specified)
E-mail Address: (Not Specified)
Home Page: (Not Specified)
Last Connect:* Sat. Aug. 9th, 2025 @ 23:59:48
Total Connection Time: 0d 00:27:59h
Average Ping:* -
Favorite Server:* Porn Server(Adults Only!)thepornserver.net
Favorite Map:* de_nipperhouse
Favorite Weapon:* FN P90

Statistics Summary
Activity: 25% 25%
Points: 1,032
Rank: 360
Kills per Minute: 0.50
Kills per Death: 0.8750 (0.88*)
Headshots per Kill: 0.4286 (0.4286*)
Shots per Kill: 30.85
Weapon Accuracy: 14.2% (14%*)
Headshots: 6 (6*)
Kills: 14 (14*)
Deaths: 16 (16*)
Longest Kill Streak: 2
Longest Death Streak: 4
Suicides: 0
Teammate Kills: 56 (0*)

  History Couch Copulator's History:
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  Miscellaneous Statistics

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  Ranks

Current rank: Recruit
Recruit
28% Kills needed: 36 (28%)
Rank history


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Sharpshooter Connection Time 150 Hours Supreme AK47 Supreme Steyr Aug Supreme AWP Sniper Supreme Desert Eagle Supreme Bomb Defuser Supreme Dual Beretta Elites Award of Famas Supreme Five-Seven Supreme G3 SG1 Supreme Galil Supreme Glock Supreme Headshots Supreme HE Grenades Supreme Hostage Killer Supreme Combat Knife Supreme Lowpinger Supreme M249 Para Supreme M3 Shotgun Supreme Colt M4A1 Supreme MAC 10 Supreme Most Kills Supreme MP5 Navy Supreme Sig P228 Supreme P90 Supreme Bomb Planter Supreme Hostage Rescuer Supreme Scout Elite Supreme SG 550 Supreme SG 552 Supreme Suicides Supreme Team Kills Supreme TMP Supreme UMP 45 Supreme USP Supreme XM Shotgun
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  Aliases

Rank Name Time Last Use sort-descending.gif Kills Deaths K:D Headshots HS:K Suicides Accuracy
1 Couch Copulator 0d 00:22:40h 2025-08-10 00:22:28 14 16 0.88 6 0.43 0 14.2%
2 I am a beautiful opossum. 0d 00:05:19h 2025-02-24 01:57:59 0 0 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%
3 I am so smart. S-M-R-T. 0d 00:51:01h 2024-06-08 22:49:43 38 40 0.95 16 0.42 9 22.9%
4 Snrub 0d 00:43:12h 2024-05-31 22:16:59 34 35 0.97 7 0.21 2 26.6%
5 Got any grapes? 0d 08:39:37h 2024-05-27 23:36:30 272 377 0.72 78 0.29 18 22.4%
6 Identity theft is not a joke Ji 0d 00:18:36h 2024-04-28 22:50:45 2 13 0.15 0 0.00 0 14.3%
7 Microsoft® Windows™ 98 SE 0d 01:23:35h 2024-02-24 01:24:05 54 64 0.84 8 0.15 0 26.0%
8 Microsoft® Windows™ 95 0d 03:51:30h 2024-01-22 23:13:12 75 178 0.42 15 0.20 11 19.9%
9 Astrodog Duke 0d 00:29:29h 2023-09-13 22:54:33 13 23 0.57 7 0.54 0 31.1%
10 Duke the Astrodog 0d 03:16:22h 2023-08-12 22:19:49 131 128 1.02 39 0.30 1 24.6%
11 Duke the Police Dog 0d 00:06:11h 2023-03-12 00:36:57 1 6 0.17 0 0.00 0 57.1%
12 My Dog The Cop 0d 00:03:28h 2023-03-12 00:30:41 1 3 0.33 1 1.00 0 43.8%
13 MALARKEY DETECTED 0d 02:24:05h 2023-03-12 00:27:14 79 95 0.83 20 0.25 2 19.9%
14 Welcome to þe Internet! 0d 00:33:04h 2022-12-18 18:18:06 11 26 0.42 0 0.00 0 24.9%
15 Welcome to the Internet! 0d 08:19:18h 2022-12-07 00:24:59 298 354 0.84 72 0.24 8 24.7%
16 World ends at 10; details at 11 1d 12:37:13h 2022-09-03 13:06:10 1,191 1,596 0.75 310 0.26 45 21.2%
17 This is CNN Breaking News 0d 05:27:43h 2022-07-04 00:43:56 195 234 0.83 60 0.31 10 25.5%
18 THIS IS CNN 0d 00:00:25h 2022-06-06 01:07:01 0 0 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%
19 t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m 0d 19:33:22h 2022-06-06 01:06:37 729 984 0.74 208 0.29 21 25.5%
20 Halo is a pretty cool guy. 0d 00:43:03h 2022-05-28 18:17:35 24 42 0.57 5 0.21 0 23.1%


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  Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Round MVP 10 times 0
2 Headshot 6 times 6
3 Pick up the Bomb 2 times 4
4 Drop the Bomb 2 times -4
5 Double Kill (2 kills) 2 times 2
6 Revenge 1 times 3




  Victims of Player-Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned Against sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Domination 1 times -5




  Team Selection *

Rank Team Joined sort-descending.gif % Ratio
1 Terrorist 2 times 40.00% 40.00%




  Weapon Usage *

Rank Weapon Modifier Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 FN P90 1.20 10 71.43% 71.43% 5 83.33% 83.33% 0.50
2 Sig Sauer SG-552 Commando 1.00 1 7.14% 7.14% 0 0.00% 0.00% 0.00
3 Bundeswehr Advanced Combat Knife 2.00 1 7.14% 7.14% 0 0.00% 0.00% 0.00
4 High Explosive Grenade 1.80 1 7.14% 7.14% 0 0.00% 0.00% 0.00
5 Glock 18 Select Fire 1.40 1 7.14% 7.14% 1 16.67% 16.67% 1.00




  Weapon Statistics *

Rank Weapon Shots Hits Damage Headshots Kills sort-descending.gif K:D Accuracy Damage per Hit Shots per Kill
1 FN P90 297 43 1,148 5 10 10.0000 14.5% 26.7 29.7
2 Sig Sauer SG-552 Commando 51 11 313 0 1 1.0000 21.6% 28.5 51.0
3 Bundeswehr Advanced Combat Knife 19 0 0 0 1 0.3333 0.0% 0.0 19.0
4 Glock 18 Select Fire 3 1 43 1 1 1.0000 33.3% 43.0 3.0
5 Colt M4A1 Carbine 8 1 21 0 0 0.0000 12.5% 21.0 0.0
6 Kalashnikov AK-47 23 1 32 0 0 0.0000 4.3% 32.0 0.0




  Weapon Targets *

Rank Weapon Hits sort-descending.gif Left Middle Right
1 FN P90 43 18.6% 76.7% 4.7%
2 Sig Sauer SG-552 Commando 11 27.3% 63.6% 9.1%
3 Colt M4A1 Carbine 1 0.0% 0.0% 100.0%
4 Glock 18 Select Fire 1 0.0% 100.0% 0.0%
5 Kalashnikov AK-47 1 0.0% 100.0% 0.0%


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  Map Performance *

Rank Map Kills % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D sort-descending.gif Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 cs_assault 13 92.86% 92.86% 11 68.75% 68.75% 1.18 6 100.00% 100.00% 0.46
2 de_nipperhouse 1 7.14% 7.14% 5 31.25% 31.25% 0.20 0 0.00% 0.00% 0.00




  Server Activity *

Rank Server Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths K:D Headshots Percentage of Headshots % HS:K
1 Porn Server(Adults Only!)thepornserver.net 14 100.00% 100.00% 16 0.8750 6 100.00% 100.00% 0.4286




  Player Kill Statistics *

Rank Victim Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1  United stateswhit 11 78.57% 78.57% 14 87.50% 87.50% 0.79 5 100.00% 100.00% 0.45




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