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United States Dick Van Ballsack
Location: New York, United States
Steam: STEAM_0:0:454139639
Status: (Unknown)
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Karma: In good standing
Member of Clan: (None)
Real Name: (Not Specified)
E-mail Address: (Not Specified)
Home Page: (Not Specified)
Last Connect:* Tue. Jul. 1st, 2025 @ 19:59:13
Total Connection Time: 0d 01:05:50h
Average Ping:* -
Favorite Server:* Porn Server(Adults Only!)thepornserver.net
Favorite Map:* cs_office07
Favorite Weapon:* Knife

Statistics Summary
Activity: 46% 46%
Points: 956
Rank: 602
Kills per Minute: 0.53
Kills per Death: 0.9722 (1.20*)
Headshots per Kill: 0.4857 (0.3333*)
Shots per Kill: 27.00
Weapon Accuracy: 25.4% (13%*)
Headshots: 17 (2*)
Kills: 35 (6*)
Deaths: 36 (5*)
Longest Kill Streak: 5
Longest Death Streak: 3
Suicides: 4
Teammate Kills: 158 (0*)

  History Dick Van Ballsack's History:
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  Ranks

Current rank: Recruit
Recruit
70% Kills needed: 15 (70%)
Rank history


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Sharpshooter Connection Time 150 Hours Supreme AK47 Supreme Steyr Aug Supreme AWP Sniper Supreme Desert Eagle Supreme Bomb Defuser Supreme Dual Beretta Elites Award of Famas Supreme Five-Seven Supreme G3 SG1 Supreme Galil Supreme Glock Supreme Headshots Supreme HE Grenades Supreme Hostage Killer Supreme Combat Knife Supreme Lowpinger Supreme M249 Para Supreme M3 Shotgun Supreme Colt M4A1 Supreme MAC 10 Supreme Most Kills Supreme MP5 Navy Supreme Sig P228 Supreme P90 Supreme Bomb Planter Supreme Hostage Rescuer Supreme Scout Elite Supreme SG 550 Supreme SG 552 Supreme Suicides Supreme Team Kills Supreme TMP Supreme UMP 45 Supreme USP Supreme XM Shotgun
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  Aliases

Rank Name Time Last Use sort-descending.gif Kills Deaths K:D Headshots HS:K Suicides Accuracy
1 Dick Van Ballsack 1d 16:36:14h 2025-07-01 20:09:58 940 1,499 0.63 326 0.35 185 23.1%
2 McNiff,CPA(Promoted to Tax Mgr) 0d 00:06:06h 2025-06-05 23:20:44 1 4 0.25 0 0.00 0 0.0%
3 McNiff,CPA (Promoted to Tax Mgr 0d 00:00:40h 2025-06-05 23:14:37 0 0 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%
4 McNiff, CPA (NYC #1 Tax Guru) 0d 00:19:13h 2025-05-05 21:22:40 7 6 1.17 5 0.71 3 28.9%
5 A Heavyset Asian Bitch 0d 00:05:13h 2025-05-05 21:03:07 0 3 0.00 0 - 0 33.3%
6 McNiff, CPA (#1 Tax Guru NYC) 0d 06:49:45h 2025-04-04 22:42:03 164 279 0.59 60 0.37 21 20.8%
7 The Tax Guru (#1 in NYC) 0d 00:00:53h 2025-03-22 20:10:58 0 1 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%
8 Malaysian Ass Fleas 0d 00:09:02h 2024-12-30 14:23:00 10 6 1.67 3 0.30 0 30.2%
9 The Ass Whisperer 0d 00:11:27h 2024-10-14 15:52:27 3 5 0.60 1 0.33 0 37.5%
10 Ass Whisperer 0d 00:23:16h 2024-09-27 21:43:02 13 12 1.08 8 0.62 2 10.8%
11 A Tall Handsome Wealthy CPA 0d 00:04:22h 2024-09-06 21:22:50 8 5 1.60 4 0.50 0 36.4%
12 McNiff, CPA 0d 05:35:45h 2024-08-30 21:47:36 208 255 0.82 73 0.35 27 21.2%
13 A Proud Tax CPA 0d 00:01:09h 2024-07-12 22:12:46 0 1 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%
14 The McNifficent CPA 0d 00:26:06h 2024-06-11 18:30:28 11 15 0.73 6 0.55 1 33.3%
15 1 CPA Takeout (tax fried rice) 0d 00:03:56h 2024-05-10 19:22:57 0 5 0.00 0 - 0 19.2%
16 A 6'2 Alpha Male Tax CPA 0d 00:03:10h 2024-04-19 19:44:40 0 2 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%
17 Dr.Ass#DickEm'Down 0d 00:00:09h 2024-03-10 18:16:59 0 0 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%
18 A McNifficent CPA 0d 00:04:45h 2024-02-18 16:53:07 2 4 0.50 2 1.00 0 23.1%
19 McNiff, CPA (No Sound - Tax Pod 0d 00:00:00h 2024-01-06 15:31:56 0 0 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%
20 Heavyset Asian Bitch 0d 00:00:10h 2023-12-01 21:25:47 0 0 0.00 0 - 0 0.0%


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  Player Actions *

Rank Action Earned sort-descending.gif Accumulated Points
1 Kill a Hostage 2 times -30
2 Headshot 2 times 2
3 Round MVP 1 times 0
4 Double Kill (2 kills) 1 times 1




  Team Selection *

Rank Team Joined sort-descending.gif % Ratio
1 Terrorist 1 times 50.00% 50.00%




  Weapon Usage *

Rank Weapon Modifier Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 High Explosive Grenade 1.80 3 50.00% 50.00% 0 0.00% 0.00% 0.00
2 Steyr Scout 1.10 2 33.33% 33.33% 2 100.00% 100.00% 1.00
3 Bundeswehr Advanced Combat Knife 2.00 1 16.67% 16.67% 0 0.00% 0.00% 0.00




  Weapon Statistics *

Rank Weapon Shots Hits Damage Headshots Kills sort-descending.gif K:D Accuracy Damage per Hit Shots per Kill
1 Steyr Scout 25 5 686 2 2 2.0000 20.0% 137.2 12.5
2 Sig Sauer P-228 29 2 43 0 0 0.0000 6.9% 21.5 0.0




  Weapon Targets *

Rank Weapon Hits sort-descending.gif Left Middle Right
1 Steyr Scout 5 0.0% 100.0% 0.0%
2 Sig Sauer P-228 2 0.0% 50.0% 50.0%


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  Map Performance *

Rank Map Kills % Ratio Deaths % Ratio K:D sort-descending.gif Headshots % Ratio HS:K
1 cs_office07 6 100.00% 100.00% 5 100.00% 100.00% 1.20 2 100.00% 100.00% 0.33




  Server Activity *

Rank Server Kills sort-descending.gif % Ratio Deaths K:D Headshots Percentage of Headshots % HS:K
1 Porn Server(Adults Only!)thepornserver.net 6 100.00% 100.00% 5 1.2000 2 100.00% 100.00% 0.3333




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